Welcome To India Mr Obama : Hope You Get To See The Other Side Of India ~ Blog O'Nerd

The US president Mr Barack Obama is coming (or has come) to India. Welcome Mr Obama. May the trip to India be useful for both USA and India. This trip will be more "business trip" or "political trip" then "visit". And you would definitely not see what's India all about. So I feel great pleasure and take this opportunity to introduce you the real India.

For the years the whole world have believed that India is just a country of snake charmers. Nope. That's not right. India has changed. Not 100. % but we've tried at-least.

This is the country which is actually divided in two sub-countries. Rich India and Poor Bharat. Rich India is the one who gets everything they "want" and the poor Bharat is the one who gets nothing they "need".

This is the country where people like to live in complete mess. People like to piss, spit, throw waste on the roads, near their houses, in gardens, cinema, markets, anywhere. You just name it. We feel real pleasure doing so you know. You can't even imagine how heavenly feeling we get when we spit or piss on the roads.

In India, we like fighting. Yes we fight, and how. We keep fighting anytime we gets an issue. This fight can be between any two of us. Between two political parties, between two different religions, two states, anyone. We just need one damn reason to start quarreling. It can be brutal sometime which takes lives of thousands of people. But we don't care! Because, we love fighting.

We Indians are shy. The biggest lie about us. We don't talk of sex in public you see? Sex? OMG! What did you just say? That's the "default" reaction. Yes that's true! We are the country who created Kamasutra, who have sexy sculptures in the temple of Khajuraho. But we are shy! If we see a girl walking by, we lost our mind. "Wow, what a girl! What figure! Amazing"- we reacts, but we are shy. We stare at the posters of Bollywood beauties, we reacts like "oh yeah" when we get to see even one flash of these actor's body. But you know what? We are shy. We zooms our eye-lenses as much as we can to see "something" flashy in pictures of these Bollywood beauties. If you say "Sex" or "Condom" in public, people will react like they will kill you with a shotgun. Talking about sex is like punishable offense. But we are going to set the world record in birth rate. We are the second largest country having highest number of people after China. And that's the only field where we are competing with China. But I tell you what. We are shy!

In India, the poor don't get enough food. You will think we lack food. No way. We have enough food we can feed our whole nation. But we are not willing to provide it to the poor. Our Supreme Court will order to distribute the food between poor for free but our minister will say "It is technically not possible, for free". Just wow. "Someone" from the ruling party wants to come up with food right bill, but our ministers are not interested. That "someone" is Sonia Gandhi. The second powerful woman in the world as per the latest list of Forbes.

We are the country who likes to be host. We like hosting sports events like CWG, where we can spend 70,000 crore rupees (and that's only official figure) but we don't have money to cure the dying poor. People are starving for food, seeking proper medical treatments, seeking money for education of their children, but who cares? Not only poor, the other people also need this money. They want world class infrastructure, schools, hospitals, but we don't have money you know. We can spend whooping 70000 crore rupees on an event like CWG and yet, we lack money. And you know what? We have started dreaming of hosting the Olympics!

This is the country where you have right to speak. But you can't actually speak. You speak what you think is right, you are wrong! If you feel what's going on in Kashmir is wrong, it will get you the charges of "desh droh". You can't actually speak what you want. If you made a film on a social issue, you are center of hate by a fistful of people. You show lesbian or gay relations (or such thing) in your movie, your movie is "unofficially" banned. Banner tearing, stone pelting, rallies, are all normal. Speaking on someone's favor or against will lead you to controversy. You better stay shut up! You have freedom but you are not free.

We Indians are lazy. We don't get "that" feeling to start something new. One will say "Hey let's do this" and other will cold him down - "What's wrong man! We will do it tomorrow" and the tomorrow never comes.
We have no enthusiasm towards what we do. We works only for money. Gimme money and I'm yours. I will do the hell for money. We get up, go to work, comes home and get money at the end of the month. We have no other day as great as the salary day. May be our mentality is developed that way, because that's what we've seen since we are born but that's the fact.

We Indians are very "traditional". You do anything against the tradition, you are gone! You can't wear the western clothes. You can't celebrate western festivals. You can't celebrate Friendship Day or Valentine's day. They ruin our tradition you know. Those narrow minded scum head like Muthalik (Bengaluru) beats teenagers with sticks if they see them celebrating Friendship Day or Valentine's Day. These festivals are not our tradition you know. But beating up teenagers is our great Indian tradition.

We always oppose the wrong issue. Someone say India is poor country. And people start opposing him. Movie made on India gets an Oscar but we oppose it saying "it got Oscar just because it showed the poor India." "But that's the reality, the other side if India man!" "No. You just can't show 'this' to the world." We have lot more issues to oppose but we will not. We have seen price hike in petroleum, food, medicines, education, you name it. But we will not oppose it. No rallies, no banner no shouting. We see people die because of lack of food or proper medical treatment, but we will not say a word about it.

We are one of the most terrorism affected countries in the world. Terrorist attacks are usual for us. Every terrorist has his own reason to attack us. But what we do? Nothing. We will keep shouting for sometime. Government will say "it's Pakistan behind this attack" but what they do? Nothing better than just blaming. If you have proofs, not one or two, but many, then why don't you take any action? Don't start the god damn war but at-least some political actions. Come on! We are the softest target for terrorists. No leader in India do anything to prevent terrorism. A few talk, some rallies, some lectures what else? Nothing.

As said before, we like hosting. Yes we do. We host our enemies too. It's our tradition you know. We treat Ajmal Kasab, the only terrorist caught in 26/11 Mumbai attacks, like he is our son in law. Yup. We treat him the best way we can. We spend thousand of rupees "daily" to make sure he is healthy and secure. We treat Afzal Guru, another terrorist, too. He has given the death sentence long time ago but he is not being hanged. Why? No answer.

Our Indians' memory is not sharp. We forget things easily and soon. We keeps shouting about an issue for sometime but after sometime, we forget that. We will oppose pro
Ice hikes, we will go o strike for a day, but then we forget about it. Our worst problem is that we gets "used to" real soon. We gets used to our problems.

In India, our parents does not encourage us to something new. They just want full marks in exams. You get what you want if you get the top rank, otherwise, nothing. They don't encourage us to be innovative. To do, to start anything useful. They want us to be doctor or engineer or CA or MBA. They don't encourage us to do what we want to do, what we like to do. They want us to be what they want.

There is lot more about India you should know about Mr Barak Obama, but I think it's enough for now. May be later.

Jay Hind!