Why I want to write about this? Well, because I feel like hammered in my head because of them. Every now and then, they are in news for some reason. These are the celebrities over hyped by the media. They try to do everything to be in news and those stupid media people help them out by including them as a part of their "Breaking News". I am really pissed off because of this. I mean enough is enough. They will give those celebrities so much - unneeded importance that sometime I feel like there are only celebrities all over and and nothing else happens in this country. I can't explain in words how irritating they are to me and I wish to present the list of Most Irritating Celebrities of India - Year 2011. There is no particular order.
Rakhi Savant
What should I say about her? She is self explanatory. Her name speaks for itself. Everything she do and say is top of the world! She has a big mouth and a long tongue. She has a view on everything and she is not ashamed of expressing it. Not a bad thing to do, as you have right to express your view in a free-speech environment but the fact is, I can't take it. Whatever she says, makes no sense at all.
She says she want to marry Baba Ramdev and can make Baba Ramdev lose his virginity!, she says she want C-string panties included in her wardrobe or she will not shoot a TV Show.. She calls a man Napunsak (impotent) on TV and she is again in news, as the man commits suicide after that incident. She says Katrina Kaif copid her dance steps in "Sheela Ki Jawani" and "Chikni Chameli". She will do anything to stay in news and our poor media is also giving her enough space to succeed. Everything she shays, they make a "Breaking News" out of it. Congratulations Rakhi, you are in my Most Annoying Celebrities list.
Poonam Pandey
"I will go nude if Team India wins the Cricket World-cup 2011" As soon as Poonam Pandey made this announcement, everyone went crazy. Woohooo! She's going nude boy! It's like dream coming true.. Let's pray India wins! And guess what, India wins the World-cup! What an inspiration she gave to those so called "men in blue" that they won the damn world cup. She tried and succeed to get attention and be super famous like Paraguay model Larissa Riquelme, who announced she will go nude if Paraguay wins the World Cup. (the only difference was that she Larissa kept her promise even if her team didn't win) Since then, this 19 year girl is media's most loved child. They actually started making news out of her statements and her hot photos posted on her Twitter account and her website. Just a matter of days, and she's talk of the town. Not town, the whole God damn country. The whole media is talking about her. News channels, news papers, magazines, websites, blogs, she's everywhere just because everyone thinks she's hot (and she is) and they can attract people to their channels and websites because she has become so much famous.
She thinks she provides inspiration to the Indian cricket team, she "boosts" their energy by posting raunchy photos. One day she posts a set of hot photos as inspiration, and the whole team miserably fails! What an "inspiration". One day she post a hot pic on Twitter and asks "do u think ne one in India has a hot body like this." "Of course not girl, of course not. You are the goddess. How can anyone has a body like you, no way!
She posts a new semi-nude, explosive photo every now and then on her Twitter account, and on her website. And you know what? She has put a lots of advertises on her website! Trying to grab some money ha! I haven't seen any celebrity website which contain ads!
Search her name on the internet and you will hardly find any photo in which she is fully clothed. But one thing to like about her is that she's okay with what she has been doing. She likes to show off and she does not regret. Everyone wants to be famous anyway. She chose her method.Welcome to the list Poonam.
Veena Malik
What do I say about her? All the way from Pakistan, here comes a girl named Veena Malik. Trying hard to get work, want to be famous. After failing in Pakistan, she tries out India and she succeeds, grabbing entry in Big Boss season 4, she gets famous after getting cozy with Ashmit Patel. Then she is constantly in news for one reason or another.
Then she does a nude photo shoot (or "only topless" as she claims) in a magazine and getting even more famous, also getting Pakistanis angry over it. Some Fatwahs against her, with lots of controversy, she is all the way on top of every type of media. After this, she goes "missing" for two days. Here comes media again. "Veena ka do din se koi ata pata nahi, aakhir kaha hai Veena Makik?" WTF man! Every news channel and news paper takes this news as a national news. And after two days, here comes Veena telling everyone that she was "tired and "just resting" in Mumbai. Wow.
After that. she has been invited by a TV channel to choose her better half on screen. The show is called Veena Ka Vivvah. Wow, a Pakistani will get to choose her spouse in India! Is there lack of eligible men in Pakistan? I guess not. Then why give her so much importance? Because it is India boy! We believe in Atithi Devo Bhava (the guest is God) and we welcome everyone to out great country. Good, but will we even make someone marry? Do we look like marriage counselor? There is no exchange offer going on like take Sania Mirza, give Veena Malik, is it?
Anyway, let's move to another person in the list.
Shahrukh Khan
Yes you read that right. Shahrukh Khan. The so called King of Bollywood. He is in this list for only one reason : Ra.One. When he announced he was going to produce a movie for kids, based on super hero theme, I fainted. It was going to be one of the costliest movies ever made in the Indian movie industry. He was investing a big amount of moolah in this movie and everyone thought it was going to be one of the greatest movies made in Bollywood. It was still a question that why he chose super here theme? To attract children along with their parents, everyone guessed. Good, there are hardly any movie made in Bollywood for kids anyway. But then started its promo, months before the release of the movie. "Ladaiyan goliyon se nahi, dil se jeeti jati hai", then starts its songs: "Wanna be my Chhammak Chhallo", the useless songs which I had to hear every time I turned on TV. No matter I am on a music channel, or news channel, it is shown everywhere. "Akon" sung is anyway ha! But what is this song doing in a kids' movie anyway? No one knows. Then comes a song like "bottie goes pop pop pop", with girls shaking their asses. Again, is this kids' will see in a movie? Wow.
And when he movie finally releases, it fails to impress the viewers (obviously) and Shahrukh is again in news. "Sharrukhji, aapko kya lagta hai, Ra.One kyu flop ho gai?", "Ra.One ne rulaya distributers ko!" Argh!! Stop it man! And then Shahrukh says he will make another part of Ra.One. Oh man no, not again! It's enough already. You are already one of the most annoying man of year 2011 man.
Kapil Sibal
Kapil Sibal is a good minister in cabinet I think, but he started being irritating when he recently asked a few internet giants like google, facebook, twitter etc to monitor content on their websites because these sites are becoming medium of expressing negative, objectionable content against politicians, religious figures etc. OK agreed that people posts content on these, or any other websites for that matter, which is objectionable for many, but that doesn't mean you can force those websites to monitor everything going on their sites. You are living in a free country. Every single human being can have their own views, which can't match your views, and you can't force them to change their views or keep their mouth shut. If you don't agree to someone's views, you should ignore it. Internet is a free medium of expressing views. You can't and should not try to censor it.
There's hardly any country without internet. And there's objectionable content about every single political leader of any country, even Barack Obama. But everyone knows this is part of life. Everyone knows they can't expect everybody to write only good thing about them. You have to get with it. China is a great example of internet censorship but their country and our country are different. They don't have the freedom of speech there. Every voice raised against the government is curbed. India is not the same.
What Mr. Kapil Sibal is trying to do is not wrong, but the way is wrong. If you want websites to monitor and filter content, then you should first make a clear policy, a clear law for the same. Only then you can ask the websites to remove the content or stop their operation in India. Every website is abide by law in every country they operate in, but if you don't have the law then what they abide to? And even if you come up with a law, it is impossible to ask any website to stop operation in India. These are large websites. Large, very large amount of people are related to them in one or another way. If you keep monitoring every single thing said on these websites, people are simply going to stop using them. No one like to be under a constant watch every time. The aftermath of proposed censorship can be unexpected. Think again about it.
I would like to add a few more names quickly before I end this post:
Narendra Modi - For holding "Sadbhvna Fasts" and trying to attract Muslim voters, denying to wear a Muslim Skull Cap and creating drama and making news everywhere, being in constant news as the future Prime Minister of India.
Vidya Balan - For showing the same expression on your face throughout the year as Silk Smitha in The Dirty Picture.
Digvijay Singh - For making stupid, non-sense statements throughout the year. Get a better thing to do mister.
Abhishek Bachchan - For working in those stupid "No Idea, Get Idea" ads. "Sirf mera hi mobile bill itna zyada kyu aata hai?" "Par tum to sirf sms bhejti ho" Abe sale pura din sirf message hi bhejegi to bill to zyada hi aayega na!
Okay, so this was my list of the most annoying India celebrities of the year 2011. I wish I could add a few more annoying celebrities here but I don't have enough time to bring a longer list so I am done here. I will be back with new posts soon. Enjoy the holidays, and have fun.
